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A collection of poetry and short stories, mostly humorous penned by my dad Hari Myers. The words may rhyme, The lines keep time, And verse go on for pages. But still I’ll frown And put it down, And leave it there for ages. ... Don’t give me tomes Of lengthy poems Awash with words all buttery. I like a bit Of twisted wit; A little book of puttery.

Bad Fan Fiction is a collection of original fan fiction stories with ridiculous premises, amateurish prose, and needlessly specific references to minuscule aspects of the IP off which they're based. We’ve written every story to make you laugh, shake your head, and whisper "my god" in earnest. There are also pictures, because you're never too old for pictures. This is the perfect book to throw on your coffee table for guests, slip in the bathroom for when your phone’s charging, or read aloud for your friends to laugh and jeer at. Truly a book for all seasons. The Second Edition includes a new foreword by Tess Dugan, 70% fewer typos, and the same Smut-Free Guarantee from the first ed ...

What does the unwritten rule say? Never like your friend’s boyfriend. But what if that girl is NOT Anessa’s friend? It’s hard trying to convince herself not to like the guy when he’s so irresistible. And their encounter on the Island of Jamaica makes Anessa blush at the memory. What happens when the consequences of Anessa’s risqué behavior follow her home? What happens when she’s the only one willing to give in to her true feelings? But will Dean let go of what he already has for something he knows nothing?

A runaway parody initially made as an art piece, Da Great Gatsby is F. Right Back Up In Yo Muthafuckin Ass. Scott Fitzgerald's third book and a terrible object. It standz as tha supreme achievement of his game, an exemplary novel of tha Jazz Age n' our own.

Glimpses Of My Life is a mid-life memoir by Kansas City author, Jared C. Montgomery. This coming-of-age book is full of laughs, youthful experiences, and life in and out of the local church institution. This book is one man's journey behind the multitude of masks that he wore to fit in with his surroundings. This book is a "coming out" story. It's a story about coming out of past hurts, coming out of religion, and coming out of our shells. This is a story about being true to yourself, being vulnerable with others, and learning to live a life with no more masks. This book focuses on personal stories, because every story and every person matters. When you finish readying this light-hearted ...

Go the F*ck to School is a parody children's book that is meant to be read aloud in a Samuel L. Jackson-esque voice. It is a hearty cry for help from pandemic-era parents and caregivers everywhere.

The Book "Growin' up Gringo" is about American boys growing up in Mexico during the 1950's. The head of the family is transferred from Wilmington, Delaware where he works for the DuPont Company to the Mexico City offices in 1944. Mother and 3 boys ranging in age from 2 yrs old to 7 years travel by train from Philadelphia to Mexico city and catch up with Dad in 1945. That's when the fun begins.

Once in generation a book comes along that changes how we view parenting. Dr. Spock's Baby & Childcare, first published in 1946 was the parenting manual for millions of families. Other books followed such as the What to Expect series, Playful Parenting, and Parenting with Love & Logic. Most guys would rather jump off the tallest building in town than read any of those books, so they pretty much wing it when they have kids. The time has come for a book that speaks in the language of the common man—a parenting book for today's generation of guys who are trying to raise daughters. However, until that book comes along, try reading this book by W. T. Dupree (also known as "Dub T" or simply ...

After 47 years in the horticulture industry, I've seen it all. The good, the bad, and the downright hilarious. In these crazy times, we live in; you have to sit back, look around you, put a smile on your face, and laugh out loud. Gardening is the #1 hobby in the world today. Often it can be harder than it really needs to be. There are so many fun ways to garden. Just get your hands and knees dirty and enjoy what you do. With a little luck, time, and effort, you will soon have an impressive garden. In a fun way, this book will help turn that black thumb into a green thumb. Maybe with a few thorns in your hands to make it interesting.